BACK TO THE LAND: #9

THE CULK/THE APOCALYPSE/THE ORANGE CRUSH

TIME OF THE SEASON

Macaulay Culkin is 40.

Yes, yes, we know.

But… did you also know that Debbie Harry is 75?

Chloe Sevigny is 46.

Rowan Atkinson is only bloody 65!

John Cleese is 80.

Dustin Hoffman is 83!!

Christ, even Dappy N-Dubz is 33.

Everyone’s old now. You’ve only just clocked it. Bowie’s so old he’s five years dead.

What is the German word for the…