Very angry about increasing commercialisation of Boomtown.
This will be his third photo on Hinge for the next five years.
Ten years ago, he would have been in a no-marks synth band calted £mp*r€.
Today, is still trying to get his meme account to take flight.
Calls all cornershop workers ‘mate’.
Housemates have begun labelling their cheeses.
Did not vo…